An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. “You were speeding,” the cop said. “I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”
“Yep,” the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
“These flies are terrible,” the trooper complained.
“Yep,” the farmer said. “Those are circle flies.”

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“What’s a circle fly?”
“Them flies that circle a horse’s ass,” answered the farmer. “Them are circle flies.”
“You wouldn’t be calling me a horse’s ass, would you?” The trooper angrily asked.
“Nope, I didn’t,” the farmer replied. “But you just can’t fool them flies.
Jacob asked his teacher some tricky questions. It’s funny!
A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?”

The teacher said, “I don’t know, how?”
Jacob then said, “You open the door and put it in there!”
Then Jacob asked the teacher another question “How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?”
The teacher then replied, “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?”
Jacob said, “No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.”
Then he asked another question…”All the animals went to the lion’s birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?”

The teacher was a bit confused and said “The lion?”
Then the student said, “No, the giraffe because he’s still in the fridge.”
Then he asked her just one more question….”If there is a river full of alligators and you wanted to get across it, how would you”
The teacher then says, “You would walk over the bridge.”
Then Jacob says, “No, you would swim across because all the alligators are at the lion’s birthday party!”

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